Get Forever Lazy
It’s the opening line to a two moment ad to get a new item called “Forever Lazy.” Contemplate it a thing of a Snuggie option. It’s an adult onsie. It was developed by two Wisconsin dudes in their mid-20s trying to nab a bit piece of that sweet, sweet “As Seen on TV” cash.
It is the self-proclaimed “one piece, lie around, lounge all around, complete body lazy wear.”
- Comes in Four Stylish Colors
- Available in Sizes that Fit the Whole Family
- Your Hands and Feet Can Stay Free
- Made of 100% Anti-Pill Polar Fleece
- Has Zippered Hatches in Front and Back, for Great Escapes When Duty Calls
It is possible to select one up now from the Order Forever Lazy website for the very low, low price of $19.95 (plus $9.95 postage and handling). Act now and they’ll throw in a neck pillow and matching footies.
Remember, only 22 shopping days ’til Christmas. Snuggie-like ad right after the jump.
